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Thursday, January 27, 2011

The No Frills Guy (based on rumplestiltskin)

Once upon a time there lived a girl named Lisa. She loved to make bets, and often won them. One day she met a shady figure who's name she did not know. He offered a bet.

He said, "I'll bet you $20,000 that the Vancouver Canucks lose tomorrow night."

Lisa knew she could not repay him but she played along and accepted. 

The next night the Canucks lost in a shootout, Lisa was devestated. A second later she heard a rapping on the door. She opened the door and was startled when the man revealed himself. He was a 3 foot tall cashier from No Frills. Lisa was still scared, a bead of sweat formed on her forehead, her teeth started chattering (probably because he was holding an electric fan up to her face). Lisa told him how she didn't have the money but he didn't care.

"Please Mr. you must be interested in something else, maybe this original Monet?"

"Who dat?"

So she drove nearly everything she owned to his appartment (AKA his mothers house).

"It's still not enough," He exclaimed.

He said it would be okay if she just gave him an ipad. But she refused. So he made another offer.

"What about you guess my MAC address and I'll wave off your debt,  I'll give you 1 chance."

She agreed. When Lisa got home she went on the "No Frills" Guy's Facebook page and found 3 friends, Homer Simpson, Wile E Coyote, and dust. she sent out a message to all of his friends.

It read, "Heyy XD would it be too much to ask for the "No Frills" guy's MAC address? :s"

She got one response from Wile E Coyote.

It read,"It's 214B298..."

She assumed that he'd blown up again. Then she got a message from Homer.

"Can I have bacon? brain, pencil, J.!fhhffrfalfg <3 :) pIzZa" It said.

No reply from "dust" Lisa was freaking out, then she called the Apple store. A friendly Mac Genius talked to her and assisted her in Lisa's quest. He told Lisa all about the new Genius bar, making books and cards using the new ilife, and sold her a new Mac pro with a 12 core and 8GB RAM. So remember buy a mac!!

(P.S. Lisa gave the MAC address to the No Frills guy and lived happily ever after.)

2 comments:

  1. it was good and i liked itbut i still dont know what exactily happend to the dude and dudet. and i think that maby you could have made it longer to add more detail

    - Cinderella

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  2. ha nice story and i like the no frills guy title its so kool

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